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Wash Off Friday Night and Get Ready For Round Two With These 31 Ponderous Shower Thoughts

Did last night get away from you sometime between that fifth shot of silver Jose Cuervo and the pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea you mindlessly took upon yourself to drink with dangerous aggression? You wake up today feeling / looking like someone pulled you from out a street gutter? Well, leave the past in the past and carpe that diem with these thought-stirring sentiments that could only have been realized within the confines of a shower. 

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Close Your Wearied Eyes and Let These 25 Shower Thoughts Wash Wisdom All Over You

It's true: a shower is an incubator of wisdom. At some point we wash off the thin film of accumulated worries -- rational and completely outside our control -- and become these temporarily clean slates, with room to entertain original, creative ideas otherwise drowned out to the point of forgetting they were even there. Pro Tip: make it a beer shower, bro. Gotta wash all those deep thoughts and existential angst and shit down with that dear old friend named ABV 5.7%. 

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