Teens Charged With Livestock Theft in Effort to Make a Pun Based Prom-posal

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Four teenage boys in Milton, Georgia were arrested by police and found in possession of a stolen goat. One of them explained that he was planning on photographing the goat so that he could use the image as a prop when asking a girl, "Would you goat with me to prom?" according to police.

The goat is safe at home and unharmed.

This Grindr User Just Caught a Big Ol' Catfish

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"Catfished" is a popular phrase meaning that someone you met in an online dating site or app turns out to be different than who they claimed to be. That is exactly what happened to Jack Kennedy, who encountered his own pictures being used by someone else on Grindr. After Kennedy called the catfish out on his lies, he posted the interaction on his Tumblr.

How Easy Is Getting Free Pizza From Tinder?

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Beggars Can't Be Choosers, Right?

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This Must Be How Wizards Get Married

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Malia Obama is Worth 70 sheep, 50 cows, and 30 goats to a Man in Kenya Who Plans to Buy Her Hand in Marriage

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Malia Obama is Felix Kiprono's ideal woman and the Kenyan lawyer says he plans to offer a plethora of livestock to Barack Obama for the match when he comes to visit the country in July.  He has the support of his family members and has a traditional marriage proposal already planned. I'm guessing Malia, who is currently 16-years-old, probably has a different idea for her future that doesn't involve drinking sour milk and living the "simple life" that Kirprono told The Nairobian he has planned for her. 

This One Trick To Play It Cool on a First Date Will Blow Your Mind!

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