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He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."

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When one dude's date turns out to be a complete (texting) trainwreck, this guy was gifted with some solid advice from his bros on how to make the most out of the situation.

What happens next is a series of moves that, if followed correctly, should be able to help anyone get out of a disaster date.

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Via: News Time
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Because crawling on your hands and knees, while ripping your girlfriend's stockings off has a 100% success rate...

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