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Some of these burnt and toasted individuals all but served up the comebacks that'd be their ultimate undoing on a hot, steamy platter of righteousness. While others, others just got blindsided. All in all, your 'game' is as good as your ability to engage in some solid witty banter, and these freshly fried amateurs need to turn back and hit the books.

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Tinder is the black hole of unadulterated, shamelessly thirsty modern day 'romance', and these moments capture the inevitable cringe that almost inevitably pops up every time you swipe right in synch with someone else on Tinder. If you ever find yourself stuck in a solidly shitty Tinder conversation headed fast for nowhere, break out this particularly stellar pick-up line: "C'mon, yolo and stuff". Riiight?

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We've pried open the dusty Pandora's box of depraved and discouragingly mindless sex advice, and it's expectedly profane. To think that we have sexual deviants running amok out there sticking their manpoles in any hole that will have them, and peeing as they were advised thereafter, for good measure...buckle up and brace yourself my weary readers, cause we are diving deep down the rabbit's hole for this particular AskReddit thread. Expect twisted, occasionally dark-humored tangents.

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Ever heard that little cringe-coated nugget of wisdom that goes something like, 'in order to love someone else, you must first love yourself?' Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've heard that shit while in the throes of bachelorhood like it's on a broken record. Usually imparted upon to me by older, 'wiser', well-intentioned folk. But dude. What if you just really, really love yourself; and the 'Man Cave' that you've carved out as your sanctuary is too perfected to not stay steady with? Ya know?

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I didn't even write that with the intention of it being clickbaitish whatsoever, dude. Honestly, this saddening saga is violently brutal. Unreal. For sure got a literal clench in my gut as the story worked up to the devastating ending when yes, he discovers his wife was impregnated by Darrel, some engaged dude. Oh, a quick by the way, but she couldn't even spell that guy's name right. Read at your own peril, cause this shit might color you seven kinds of enraged.

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