It may take you awhile to get through dinner when one of you folds their napkin exactly 106 times while the other is busy picking up their water glass repeatedly.

Oh K-Stew, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! Or something. I dunno.

"Listen, I'm just really concerned with the rising cost of healthcare." "You know what else is rising?" "Yes! The amount of disinformation spread to you by global pharmaceutical conglomerates!" "...Try OK Cupid."