It may take you awhile to get through dinner when one of you folds their napkin exactly 106 times while the other is busy picking up their water glass repeatedly.
Oh K-Stew, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! Or something. I dunno.
"Listen, I'm just really concerned with the rising cost of healthcare."
"You know what else is rising?"
"Yes! The amount of disinformation spread to you by global pharmaceutical conglomerates!"
"...Try OK Cupid."
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