Turns out one of the many perks of being a corporate personal assistant is having insight into every detail of someones life.
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Another week's almost in the books, and another round of Spring Breaks are about to take the otherwise non beer-soaked beaches of the world by storm, as college kids drown their livers in a sea of distilled oblivion while they effortlessly commit stupid mistakes that hopefully go viral...if we're lucky. These confessions from self-proclaimed boozehounds are just what we need to get in the spirit for hoisting the next glass, or just never drinking again and living a life of sweet sober serenity.
With enough nudity and outlandishly sexualized dialogue, we're apt to believe just about anything. Thus is the ongoing conundrum of the grossly unrealistic average porn coming face to face with, well, 'the truth.' Some of these would have seemed ridiculous enough to fail to convince anyone they were remotely true, but alas, these confessions suggest otherwise. One of those AskReddit's that's both highly entertaining and discouraging all at once.
Via: Jade Reed
Are you trying to give your grandma a heart attack, young man?
This grandson, who probably will not be receiving a birthday check this year, that’s for sure, decided to give his grandmother a heart attack by telling her about his New Year’s Eve plans. They consisted of showing up to a warehouse at 10pm and partying there until 5am.
But when will he be getting home, she asks.
7 am.
This is out of control and not what a sweet grandma needs to be hearing — her darling grandson spending New Year's Eve spinning techno records and staying out till all hours of the night.
But you know what? Sorry, granny, this techno-loving warehouse partier’s a big boy now.
