Pizza Hut, apparently inspired by its customers' claims that smelling a freshly-opened box of pie is akin to sniffing the heavens itself, made a scent to commemorate it. This is sure to inspire such lines as "You smell like my part-time job in high school," and "I see someone else truly has an appreciation for Meat Lovers."

This has been your free poop joke of the day. Oh, who are we kidding? The next post is probably going to be a poop joke, too.