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Via: DJ TOMKAT
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Another spring break season has almost officially come and gone (thiink we're in the last week or so here for some colleges), and 2017 most definitely delivered on the drunken, booze-soaked debauchery front. The kids these days are seemingly hellbent on taking spring break decadence to new highs, and new lows.

What we have here could be the epitome of everything scantily-clothed and shameless and outright pure ridiculous about undergrad vacations that escape parental supervision. 

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Insane Spring Break Stories and Ridiculous Videos That Perfectly Capture the Craziness of This Week

It's just about that time of the year again, dudes; yes, Spring Break. A time entrenched in sweet booze-soaked madness, and often given over to the questionably spontaneous, hedonistic whims of college students with nothing better to do with their time than let loose battle cries while chugging out the nearest handle in sight, amidst an endless procession of shotgunning beers; and maybe, just maybe even lighting up a few heaters. It would seem these awesomely wild times have a tendency to take place south of the border as well. 

Insane Spring Break Stories That Perfectly Capture the Craziness of This Week
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Grandma Slamming Shots With Sexy Coeds On Spring Break In Cabo Becomes Instant Legend

Like a fine wine, some people just get better with age. Consider the grandma at hand, as a prime example; she's down south of the sun-drenched border aggressively knocking back shots (or just like, half the bottle) with a bunch of sorority girls that are just beginning to set sail on the epic, booze-soaked journey that the Spring Break of 2017 will surely prove to be. You've given the younger, less experienced alcoholics a lot to strive for Grams. 

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Via: StupidCupid
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So basically what I'm reading here after sifting through these frustratingly wide-ranged answers is that the magical window of time when it comes to foreplay falls somewhere between 5 and 30 minutes. Ummm. Could you ladies make that any more difficult for us to get a read on?

fail mom sends care package filled with trash
Via: @thedeal_5
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Moms. Some say, they don't understand. Some say, they're the reason you're alive. Others say, they know to troll. 

This mom falls into that last category. 

When Westminster College freshman Connor Cox thought that he was getting a carepackage from his mom, it turns out what he was getting a reminder to take the trash out.

Well played, mom. Then he went on the news to talk about how sick his mom is and what a nerd he is. Way to go, mom. 




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The RAs of Reddit Are Delivering 22 of the Best Dorm Stories and They Are Crazy as Hell

What was your craziest college story? Was it stealing all the mirrors in the bathroom, shitting in the shower, or simply making vodka in the bathtub at two in the morning? I'm sure it was just as crazy as these. 

Over on Reddit, the RAs are dishing some of their craziest dorm stories. Check 'em out. 

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fail reddit user receives stack of papers not text book
Via: Mick0331
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Text books are no joke. Wait. My bad. Texts books are a joke.

They cost a fortune. Sometimes you can’t buy used copies. They seem to always be written by your professor.

The worst, probably, is this dude who paid $180 for a stack of papers that he also had to buy a three-ring binder for. Ouch.

$180 for a "text book" that came as a stack of paper I had to buy a three ring binder for. Economics lesson one: college is a scam from pics