University of Wisconsin's Vikings Fan and Mystery Girl was a waaaay better love story than Twilight. 

With a tour group in the background, a confused campus police officer at Fort Lewis College in Colorado gave a pitiful attempt to shut down a parachute smoke circle on 4/20.

Stanford ran train over Michigan State on Saturday, bringing home an impressive 45-16 Rose Bowl victory.

Christian McCaffery put on a heroic performance as the game's star running-back, but the poor kid couldn't catch a break from an adrenaline-charged douche who did everything but grab the fu*king microphone and chuck it through the goalpost during McCaffery's interview.

Real-talk bro, GTFO. There's fan, superfan, and whatever the heck that guy in the background was. Don't be that guy.