Getting a frustration-induced headache just reading through these right now. 

People are wild crazy animals, man. 

The brain activity amongst these mouthbreathing fools is alarmingly low, wouldn't you say?

Ballsy, brilliant, or just plain stupid?

Well, that's one way to drive the point home, prof. Perhaps taking it a bit far though? Invasion of privacy and all that jazz. What'd you expect from a fine class of degenerates and academics and fratastic douchecanoes though? It's colllllege. Shoutout to whoever bought $240 worth of turtlenecks, by the way.