Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

Star Wars Kinect comes out today! In a move that's sure to further desecrate rekindle your love of the franchise, the game lets you play as Star Wars characters clubbing to music that wouldn't sound out of place on an R. Kelly album. Let's hope they let R2D2 dance to dubstep!

Courtesy of After 12!

Probably thought this was another Woo Girls, didn't you. Thought you'd get to see some more drunk ladies, didn't you.

Well you were WRONG.