Chuck Norris Tops Van Damme's Split With an Epic Christmas Split

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CGI Chuck Norris is better than the real Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Failbook: Isn't It Obvious?

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Failbook: Isn't It Obvious?
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Duh, Chuck Norris is just Vin Diesel with a beard!

School of Fail: I'd Be Hosting a TV Show With Edward Cullen. So Much For My Birthday...

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School of Fail: I'd Be Hosting a TV Show With Edward Cullen. So Much For My Birthday...
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Tell us what you'll be doing on your birthday in the comments. Best one wins 1000 internetz. And of course by "best" I mean "subjectively chosen because reasons."