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fail guy smuggles gold in his butt
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This criminal really went up his own ass. 

A former Royal Canadian Mint worker who tried to steal gold by smuggling it through metal detectors via his butt is getting 30 months in jail. But here's a kick in the pants: He was convicted by Ontario Court judge Peter Doody. 

C'mon, guys. You're shitting me. This is like a murder suspect being
convicted by the Honorable Judge Knife Plundge.

via Fearless Flyer

Please don't put those in your mouth


Apparently, Leston Lawrence, the butt gold smuggler, had the job of "purifying recently procured gold" and being in charge of all irony at the Mint. He got caught trying to cash to checks worth $15,200 from Ottawa Gold Buyers, which tipped off the bank. All in all, he stole 22 gold pucks worth $165,451.14.

via GIPHY

Back in early December there was an epic meme war between two Canadian Universities.

It culminated in 'SseCn8jx', a student at one of the universities, posting that if his post got more than 2000 upvotes he would tattoo a goose on his ass.

After months of waiting here at memebase we finally have our

Beautiful. Cheeky. Delivery.

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