I'VE SORT OF BEEN JOKING ABOUT THE WHOLE "CANADIANS ARE SUPER NICE" THING, BUT THIS IS PUSHING IT.

"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.

Sometimes, LOL'ing can blow your cover.

Burglar breaks into a bank but gets distracted by the jar of m&m's on the counter. Also charged with marijuana possession.