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Martin said on Twitter: "The plan was to do this today in daylight, recording all the pomp that comes along with such a move. Well, life and work happens and you end up having to move on a Friday night at 11pm, and unexpectedly, you find yourself instead recording a very unfortunate circumstance. I lie when I say 'unexpectedly.' I partly expected this once I added up all the factors: I'm a Black man, late at night, moving valuables around in a gentrifying neighborhood."

Via KZedUK
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Warning: NSFW language! (YOU'D BE CURSING TOO IF THERE WAS A BEAR IN YOUR HOUSE)

Alternate Titles for this amazing footage:

  • Bear Witch Project
  • Zoidberg Films a Bear in His House
  • Bearanormal Activity
  • A Nightbear On Elm Street
  • Unbearably Scary Movie

Feel free to add your own title in the comments!

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First name "Firstname," last name "Lastname."

... damn, what a coincidence! Whodathunk that a guy would have that name? What are the odds, eh?

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Drunkards, like puppies, will sometimes follow you home if you're too nice. And then curl up and sleep on your doorstep.