Health inspectors (WINK WINK) on site claimed that the dogs were safe to eat, and that they maybe even qualify as food! But as you can see for yourself, you're clearly asking for a world of hurt to down one of those dogs.
For those not in the know, former MMA star Genki Sudo and his dance troupe/band/art project/human robots have been doing their thing as WORLD ORDER. Every one of their performances is cooler and weirder than what you just saw. Like this!