Aziz Ansari may not be married himself, but the man makes a solid point: If you've known someone for less than a year, marriage is probably not a solid option.

Comedian and actor Aziz Ansari is already noted BFFs with Kanye West and Jay-Z (he makes a brief cameo in the music video for "Otis"), so Tumblr site Emceez Ansari helpfully lets us know what it would be like if he were a rapper, too.

Listen, when I text you for hours and you disappear, I have to either assume that you're dead or that you don't deserve my attention. Right? Hello?