Here we have the latest in weird stuff coming out of Japan: a sudden and seemingly arbitrary fascination with black American culture. Something tells me that there's a secret Japanese weirdness community that gathers every now and then. They all gather in a big room, and throw a dart at a giant dartboard with different cultural trends on it. Whatever the dart lands on, that's what Japanese youth adopt. I wouldn't put it past them...

But they're BOTH better than the American Indianavian café on the other side of town. Gross!

Meanwhile, in East Asia, the cameras are completely incapable of fixing red-eye. WHAT A CRAZY MIXED-UP WORLD WE LIVE IN.

Oh god what if Steve Jobs becomes the next Elvis where there are all these conspiracy theories that he's not dead but in hiding somewhere. What if he got surgery to look Asian and went undercover in China to destroy Foxconn from within.

To be fair, he's playing Ghost Squad, which is maybe one of the most entertaining light gun games released in a long while.

And the Wii port is still one of the best games on the system.

(Aaaaaaand FIGHT IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT THAT LAST SENTENCE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.)