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Alright, this person is not someone I'd want to live with. People like this are often soaked in their own hypocrisy, and although they are obsessed with your mistakes they are totally blind to their own. Basically, after looking at two pictures on Twitter I can tell you that this person is probably an absolute nightmare irl. 

But, that aside, the sheer pettiness of this passive aggressive approach to dealing with messes in the apartment is hilarious. Like the amount of effort involved in writing these cards dwarfs what it would take to just pick the goddamn knife up.

Da Vinci could not craft a better take down.

When there's no time to ask for a second opinion.

The amount of creative inspiration that went into hatching up these equally hilarious and unique names for this collection of ambiguous Noah's Ark inhabitants is impressive as the mural itself. We're not sure where this ark is heading, but we were hard-pressed to find a dude that'd pass as Noah on board.

If necessity is the mother of invention and laziness is the father, then these are the estranged uncle.

Be respectful of your shoes, towels and walls. They could come alive at night and kill you.

Was this an intentional ploy to keep the parents entertained while reading to their children? Probably so...