two kentucky men butt dial 911 while discussing plan to rob bbq place
Via: Catastrophic
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Step aside, Nobel Prize winners, because these dudes are right on your tails.

Presumably after discussing nuclear physics, two Kentucky men allegedly moved their conversation to more pressing matters: Robbing a BBQ restaurant where the local police chief just happened to be eating at. How did the chief find out? Well, these two guys, who just have to be direct descendants of Einstein or something, pocket dialed 911 while they were discussing the plans.

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A local NBC affiliate picked up the story, reporting:

“According to the Danville Advocate Messenger, police say two suspects were sitting inside their car outside of Brothers' BBQ, discussing their plans to rob the restaurant. Unfortunately for them, one of the men had accidentally pocket dialed police dispatch.”

“There was some conversation about when they should do it, they might be recognized if they do it in Danville, and I think they did talk about some different locations …” Police Chief Tony Gray said. “Somewhere in the conversation, my name was brought up.”

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Dispatch triangulated the location “from key words, including the mention of Chief Gray's name.”

If these guys don’t get direct entry into MENSA…

Chief Gray and other officers apprehended the men in the parking lot, discovering a mask on one of them. It takes a certain level of intelligence to be a successful criminal, and at the top of it, make sure you’re calling 911 while you’re laying out the details.

Via: CBS News
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Police were called to the home after receiving a domestic dispute call on the fourth of July. Both charged with one count of misdemeanor simple assault... For throwing PIZZA ROLLS at each other. 

A Man Was Arrested for Failing to Return the VHS Tape of a Terrible Movie 14 Years Ago
Via: Metro
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James Meyers of Concord, NC was pulled over because his break light was out. This turned into the police serving him an arrest warrant for a movie he rented and failed to return to a store that has since been closed 14 years ago.  

Meyers tells the whole story in this video :

The movie in question? 'Freddy Got Fingered', a 2001 box office failure starring Tom Green.

Hopefully, he at least enjoyed the movie. Not many people did. 

Tom Green has found out about this and has told the Daily News that he'd happily pay the $200 fine attached to the warrent if it would help. 

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Lone Hero of The Day: Woman Arrested After Throwing Eggs at Kylie and Kendall Jenner
Via: US Magazine
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This story is egggggcellent.

According to Page Six, reality-TV sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner had eggs thrown at them by a disgruntled woman while promoting their new clothing line at a mall in Sydney, Australia.

The woman started throwing eggs at the pair from the top level of a mall, but neither were hit.

"Following an incident at a shopping center in Parramatta around 4:30 yesterday afternoon, a 25-year-old woman from Punchbowl was arrested and taken to the Parramatta police station," a spokesperson from the New South Wales police confirmed to E! News. "She was charged with three counts of assaulting a police officer. The police officers were trying to arrest her and she resisted. The woman was also charged with behaving in an offensive manner."

These sisters were promoting their Kendall + Kylie Collection at Forever New. There is no footage of the incident, but it probably looked something like this...

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