"He looks like a movie villain, but worse." Everybody in America knows who Joel Osteen is. Whether you love him or hate him, the man has some controversial crap in his past, present, and probably future that tend to muck up his reputation as a Godly man and an example to the church. So for sweet ol' Texan Joel Osteen, a name you can't even say out loud without assuming a southern accent, becoming the face of a mega church was simply part of the business plan. With his soft voice, wet curls, and…

Whoa.

Don't go in.

Uh, thanks sign?

Reality is freaky.

It doesn't even matter if they're real or fake; they're still horrifying and viral.

Thanks, creepy sign.

Thanks, sign.

Oh no.

Thanks, sign.

Hey, at least they had parachutes.

NOPE.

They get close.

Read loud and clear, yeesh.

It's chaos out there, man.

What a cool time saver.