Time to call my mom and tell her that she should have let me watch more of those episodes of Spongebob because as we just discovered they're actually EDUCATIONAL.

Don't mess. And if he asks, mayonnaise IS an instrument. I'm not going to question him about that one.

I'm no puritan, but it's a little ridiculous to see people walking around with their sponges showing like that.

Perhaps he should not have wasted all his money on tarter 'sauce'.