These just make us want to do anything besides fall asleep. 

People break up for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes it happens because two people have grown apart and have come to an honest decision about the state of their relationship. 

Other times, it's because someone chews too loudly. 

You have to be honest about the petty breakups, and that's what Reddit is for. People over there are admitting to their pettiest breakups, and it is so entertaining. Enjoy the schadenfreude and bury that pettiest breakup deep inside you.  

Everyone enjoys a good roast, including the roasted. 

So these brave Redditors decided to take the slings and arrows of their compatriots and asked to be roasted. Apparently, you don't have to twist their arm. 

Here's 24 people who wanted a roasting and a roasting they got. 

Because we live in the weirdest time line, there's a whole Subreddit devoted to people eating oranges in the shower. Why? Because oranges are messy and people need their Vitamin C.

According to The Verge, "The Shower Orange is an extension of the treatise of the Shower Beer. A food or drink item that is good when consumed outside the shower (and does not disintegrate when wet) will be even better when consumed within the shower. In this instance, the shower not only enhances the original fruit, but actually solves its inherent sticky problem."​

I just think it's gross and weird. What is going on, Earth?

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever seen someone else done?

Well, my friend Daryl isn't great at handshakes. I guess he's just not assertive enough. But I've seen him, on three separate occasions, extend his hand for a handshake and get nothing in response. Either the other person doesn't see his hand or doesn't want it. Then, and I shit you not, as he was waiting for the handshake, his pants fell down. It's crazy.

But what about you? What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever seen. Reddit users reveal. 

Don't do drugs or you could turn into a building supply. At least that's what happened to a bunch of these Redditors.

Describing their salvia trips, it became clear to many on Reddit that turning into a piece of wood is a shared experience among people who have taken the drug, which is weird and scary. But who wouldn't want to be a piece of wood in this economy. You always need wood.