There's one thing you should take away from this story: Don't stick your balls in a penis pump.

Actually, just don't use things that put massive pressure and force on your genitals. Period. 

That ultimate f**k-up when you forget to log out of your public profile and accidentally post an inappropriate comment on social media for the entire world to see. It probably makes it even worse when you're a 'man of god'. 

There's no way out of this one man, the internet never forgets. 

These people's utter failure to grasp the english language is baffling. 

This guy totally missed the mark when he decided to reciprocate with a photo of his hairy a** to a eager girl on Tinder

We thought it was time for a bit of a throwback to one of the most legendary 4chan posts of all time:

'Anon Gets Literally Cucked By His Own Dad'

We've all been here before, that moment when you throw all inhibitions to the wind and dive straight on into something that you weren't entirely prepared to handle. 

That's exactly what this guy did and it almost resulted in a 'not-entirely-unpleasurable' exit from this world 

These moments and people from around the internet will make you want to go home and rethink your life.