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'Do you even see yourself?': Guy goes on first date with a non-stop texter, he stands her up mid-date, she barely notices

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'Do whatever you need to do': Car dealership maliciously complies with maintenance order, inflates prices, then learns they have to foot the bill

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'On a scale of 1-10, how high maintenance are you?': Top Pickup Lines of the Week (October 8, 2023)

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'Can I just... "accidentally" knock the cake over?': 20+ ways to ruin a wedding

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'What I ordered vs. what I got': Top Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Week (September 28, 2023)

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'My coworker named her baby Strawberry Rain': 20+ cringeworthy baby names

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'I let him off easy with an F in the class': Professor regrades student's paper after they 'felt strongly they deserved a better grade'

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150+ memes, a gargantuan helping that's overflowing with laughter and that will bring purpose to your life

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'I do not want to work for someone like you': Job candidate walks out mid-interview after boss shouts at another employee

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'Non action and stop excitement': 20 Garbled signs that almost make sense

Remy Millisky

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'I cut it off and moved it back to her yard': Guy engaged in petty back-and-forth with Karen neighbor, removes her snow fence

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'I would get tons of free items': 20 Top Clever Loopholes of the Week (August 24, 2023)

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'Teacher [tries to ruin] Senior Skip Day': Teacher wants to fail students if they don't show up for test, students get even after a round of golf

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'I believed that for years': 30+ funny fibs people were told by their parents when they were young

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'Force me to do Karaoke?': Non-singer pressured to perform at show-off's karaoke party, cue malicious compliance

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Top Dad Jokes of the Week (August 1, 2023)

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