Lonely young adults in China are adopting heads of cabbage as pets, claiming they're lower maintenance and quieter than dogs (no arguing there). As a result, cabbage-loving (often single) folks are beginning to meet up and make new friends. Can love bloom, even in the cabbage patch?

A teller in China was filmed laughing in the face of an all-too-casual bank robber, who approached her counter brandishing a large kitchen knife whilst he was in the middle of a phone conversation.

The poor little rover had some technical difficulties last weekend and has not recovered. The 3 month mission has ended rather prematurely.

According to Time World, China's capital city has reached a level of pollution where the only way to spot the sunrise is on a super-sized flatscreen. For those who would like to have an early-morning moment of inspiration, citizens of Beijing can gaze upon the city's LED screens to view the astronomical start to a new day.

Jian Feng of China insisted that his wife must have cheated on him because he claims he could not have fathered such ugly children. After DNA tests confirmed that the children were his, their mother admitted to having over $100,000 worth of plastic surgery before she and her husband met and continued to keep it a secret.
A judge agreed that Feng was duped into thinking that his wife was beautiful and awarded him $120,000! "I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues," Feng reportedly told the Irish Times. "Our daughter was so incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me."

UPDATE: We know this story is fabricated but hey, still funny!