Sketchy Santa Says: LATER CHUMPS!

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It's that time of the year, boys and girls. Santa has made his rounds, delivered his presents (or... Um... "Presents"), and it's time for him to head back to the North Pole for a well-deserved break. There will be plenty more inappropriate touching and creepy grins next year though, just you wait!

We hope you've had a very scary holiday season, from all of us at FAIL Blog to you!

Special Christmas E-Cards!

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The clever cynics over at Someecards have a collection of painfully true gags to help us through the holiday season. Check them all out in the gallery below, and TONS more over on their site!

Sting Approves

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And just like Hanukkah, it usually ends in a rousing moment of total disappointment.

Go Out in the Cold, and It Lights Up More!

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Violation of the Santa Code of Ethics, Drunk and Jolly Conduct

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Sloshed Santas?

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Santa Would Be Enjoying His Job, if He Was Conscious Enough to Realize it

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