Teens Charged With Livestock Theft in Effort to Make a Pun Based Prom-posal

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Four teenage boys in Milton, Georgia were arrested by police and found in possession of a stolen goat. One of them explained that he was planning on photographing the goat so that he could use the image as a prop when asking a girl, "Would you goat with me to prom?" according to police.

The goat is safe at home and unharmed.

He Wants To Establish a Constant Relationship

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science puns image He Wants To Establish a Constant Relationship
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Don't be distracted by his mole, he's got a great personality. 

Looking for a Magic School Butt?

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That's a magic school butt.
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This is never something you want to hear from your girlfriend