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Via Fox 5
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Four teenage boys in Milton, Georgia were arrested by police and found in possession of a stolen goat. One of them explained that he was planning on photographing the goat so that he could use the image as a prop when asking a girl, "Would you goat with me to prom?" according to police.

The goat is safe at home and unharmed.

That's a magic school butt.
Via Bdoomed
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This is never something you want to hear from your girlfriend