Can't be in a relationship with you, too busy building things. SORRY.
Would a series of charts and graphs make a good Valentine's Day present? Here's a sample one so you can find out!
MY FEELINGS = <3
IF YOU ALSO = <3 THEN I WILL (●⌒∇⌒●)
IF NOT I WILL = д<;)･ﾟﾟ･｡
AND POSSIBLY GET DRUNK AND (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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