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Oooooh, sounds kinky.

Any minute now a "Flashdance"-themed flashmob is going to start, and bystanders will be like "whoa, I didn't see that coming."

You have to remember, this is back when chest hair was acceptable.

They're telling her to put on some pants.

MEEEEEEOOOOOW! Oww! Seriously, OW! You're hurting me.

All he needs is a shake weight.