He's Going to Claw My Eyes Out!

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bow tie,cat,ears,nails,unitard
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MEEEEEEOOOOOW! Oww! Seriously, OW! You're hurting me.

It's 1983, and He's Ready to Dance

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fake moustache,tights,unitard
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Any minute now a "Flashdance"-themed flashmob is going to start, and bystanders will be like "whoa, I didn't see that coming."

Work It, Brah

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jogging,running,street,unitard
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Clothing Doesn't Have to Restrict Your Mobility

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lumberjack,thong,unitard,working out
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Or your sex appeal.

Weddings Get Weirder And Weirder

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bunny,costume,cross dresser,pink,unitard,wig
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Talk Dirty to Me. What Are You Wearing Right Now?

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cross dressing,pink,thigh highs,unitard
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Oooooh, sounds kinky.

You Should Probably Keep the Dollar You're About to Spend on the Soda and Start Saving for a Pair of Pants

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leotard,orange juice,store,underwear,unitard
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