Oh, Don't We All

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And you thought rigor mortis was bad before...

But I Need to Keep My Feet Warm!

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You And Me Both, Buddy

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Don't worry though, you still have fewer problems going on than the guy in the psychedelic animal print to your left.

Weird, Because I'm Looking For Someone Who Wears Everything on His Sleeve...

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DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.

You Can't Stop the Sass

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Speak, Brother

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I'm pretty sure Larry David is just talking about every single person here.

Lay Down the Wisdom, Judy!

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