How to Tie a Tie

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Language is a little not-safe-for-work.

The Business Tie That Says "Fire Me, Please."

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The Business Tie That Says "Fire Me, Please."
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I mean, nobody's getting a raise wearing that thing.

For All of You "Secretary" Fans Out There

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For All of You "Secretary" Fans Out There
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It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.

A Tie For Those With Very Specific Tastes

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A Tie For Those With Very Specific Tastes
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Finally, I've been waiting to get this tie for ages. All of the other versions I saw either didn't have hot sauce or didn't use retro computers.