I mean, nobody's getting a raise wearing that thing.

It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.

Finally, I've been waiting to get this tie for ages. All of the other versions I saw either didn't have hot sauce or didn't use retro computers.

Don't worry, he'll grow into them.

Awwww. I'd listen to this guy lecture all day long. Especially if the lecture's about balls of string and anchovies.

Heck, why not just make a tie-shaped hole in the center of your shirt?