More importantly: Why is that Lil' Rascal staring pensively at the waves?

I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."