Emo kids ruin everything...

Thanks, "that one crazy lady's hand." I had my inhibitions before, but now I know what really matters in life.

And the tiara is for Piercing Victims Memorial Week.

...because young people never know how to dress anyway. Seriously, when you're that old you can wear suits and look like a BAMF instead of looking like you're wearing your parent's clothes. Enjoy it now that you can.

He is in his mid-30's, unemployed and a self-professed priest of the vampire community. His parents must be so proud.

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please PLEASE get a haircut.