And bring him a pair of scissors instead. Preferably an electric razor.
Or the number of brain cells left?
...because young people never know how to dress anyway. Seriously, when you're that old you can wear suits and look like a BAMF instead of looking like you're wearing your parent's clothes. Enjoy it now that you can.
Protip: If you have to ask, it's not working out.
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