I mean, the balance is all off and I think it replaced some of these pants with a trippy oil spill or something.

See, this is what I'm talking about. Golf is a game for dignified, upstanding gentlemen of taste and class. That's why the pants look like a hippie threw up on them.

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And it's injected intravenously through staplers, apparently.

Then I'll ride away in my tie-dyed double decker!