You'd pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don't judge!

I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.

It's cool guys, Brian just threw a tantrum and got all tuckered out. Poor little guy. You know, we let him dress himself this morning.