I Hear They're Giving Away Free Candy in Chinatown

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beanie,overalls,pedobear
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Apparently they're handing out Happy Meals stuffed with bear claws.

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Newport Fresh

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cigarettes,earrings,newport,overalls
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I was so tempted to call this a win, because her earrings match each other: one will give you a pleasant nicotine buzz (JUST KIDDING CHILDREN, CIGS ARE BAD MMKAY) while the other will help you avoid making your breath stink. But then I saw the "overalls" and my mind lapsed back into failmode.