Sweet 'Stache, Broski

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Okay, fine, I'm paying attention now. What do you want?

Absolutely Smashing

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The real question is why a man with a Colonel Sanders mustache would be patronizing a McDonald's. Shameful!

Douche Has Reached Its Zenith

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Douchebag levels are off the chart sir, he's approaching maximum Bro!

Well, ONE of You Needs to Stop Being Ironic

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I mean, the amounts of gaseous insincerity in this room are approaching toxic levels.

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