Okay, fine, I'm paying attention now. What do you want?
The real question is why a man with a Colonel Sanders mustache would be patronizing a McDonald's. Shameful!
Douchebag levels are off the chart sir, he's approaching maximum Bro!
I mean, the amounts of gaseous insincerity in this room are approaching toxic levels.
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