But not as much as kissing a face with sharp daggers!

Okay, fine, I'm paying attention now. What do you want?

The real question is why a man with a Colonel Sanders mustache would be patronizing a McDonald's. Shameful!

Douchebag levels are off the chart sir, he's approaching maximum Bro!

I mean, the amounts of gaseous insincerity in this room are approaching toxic levels.