In That Weather, Leather Takes Dedication

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In That Weather, Leather Takes Dedication
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Everyone in the US and northern Europe have it so easy being metal. I mean, try being metal in a climate where doing so actively leads to heat exhaustion!

New Meaning To The Phrase "Metal-Mouth"

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New Meaning To The Phrase "Metal-Mouth"
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I wonder what would happen if she tried to walk through a metal detector.

You Clowned My Heart

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You Clowned My Heart
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While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.

That Lip Gloss Is Poppin'

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That Lip Gloss Is Poppin'
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bM02KRpjW9w/SwyoxOyOCUI/AAAAAAAALhk/KDOzHs4Q5Ho/s400/wonderman001.gif

Keep Magnets Away From Face

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Keep Magnets Away From Face
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It looks like she's been infested with a million little nanobots and they're just multiplying all over her mouth. Yuck.