Does Your Mom Know You're Keeping That Sword Around?

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emo,goth,metal,so hardcore,sword
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Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!

In That Weather, Leather Takes Dedication

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africa,BAMF,fashion,leather,metal
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Everyone in the US and northern Europe have it so easy being metal. I mean, try being metal in a climate where doing so actively leads to heat exhaustion!

New Meaning To The Phrase "Metal-Mouth"

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metal,metal mouth,mouth,piercing,piercings,scary
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I wonder what would happen if she tried to walk through a metal detector.

You Clowned My Heart

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clown,hair dye,metal,spandex,wig
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While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.

That Lip Gloss Is Poppin'

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black,goth,lipstick,metal
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