... or child protective services.

Oh wait, my apologies, these are just the team uniforms for the Hipster Olympics. Carry on!

See, this is what I'm talking about. Golf is a game for dignified, upstanding gentlemen of taste and class. That's why the pants look like a hippie threw up on them.

Anyone want to translate what that guy's tattoo says?

Seriously, every time I see a dude over the age of puberty who's topless and has no hair on his chest it just screams "I'm way too obsessive with my body to be interesting in any other way." Flaunt your chest hair with pride. What you do in the pubic region is your own business.

You can tell they're sisters, or at LEAST best friends with matching tastes, because of how well they go together.