This is Not What We Intended When We Made the Bikini

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beach,bewbs,bikini,fat,lady bits,oh god why,poorly dressed
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We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

Sweet Dreams, Buddy

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bra,lady bits,sleep mask,underwear
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These dreams are like... bags of sand(man).

Perfect Weather for Un-Shorts

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cold,lady bits,pants,shorts,snow
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This Isn't Quite What I Expected the "Anniversary Present" to Be...

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bewbs,lady bits,lingerie,sexy times,stripper pole
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Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?

You Seem to Be Missing a Point...

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butt crack,lady bits,pants,underwear
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I mean, maybe one would buy different pants before bizarre undies that disguise the fact that you bought the wrong pants. MAYBE I'M JUST GOING CRAZY.

Exactly the Word I Was Looking For!

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lady bits,never,nope,pants,see through,underwear
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Ah crap, except I wore my "ALWAYS" boxers this morning. We're in quite a conundrum here.

Hanging Yourself Out to Dry?

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hanging out,lady bits,underwear,what
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