The Whitest Gang

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On Saturdays they all hang out behind J. Crew and do lines of granola off the back of New Yorker magazines.

Not Exactly a Hero in a Half Shell

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That Jacket is a Real Work of Art

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You Can Look Terrible From So Many Angles!

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ewok,fur,jacket,mirror pic,vest
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I do not envy how many scorned Ewoks that guy is going to have to fight after he stole the fur of their young to make this thing.

Instant Beer Gut

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The Jacket Was Just a Distraction

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The majesty. The Grace.

Just Sayin, Ladies

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erectile dysfunction,fast food,jacket,medication,viagra
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"I'm just broadcasting the fact that even if I do suffer a case of erectile dysfunction from time to time, I have ample supplies with which to remedy such a situation. Please do not let the thought of erectile dysfunction diminish the likelihood of you sexing me."