guidette

bronze,guidette,shiny,tan
By Unknown
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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

bronze,fake tan,guidette,neon,tan
By eeezy tease
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They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

duck lips,glasses,guidette
By Unknown
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Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.

fake tan,guidette,spray tan,tan
By Unknown
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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

club,eyeliner,guidette,makeup
By Unknown
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Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

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