guidette

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Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

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Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.

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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

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Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.