Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.
Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.
Truly, a bro and guidette match for the ages.
The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.
Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.
"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.
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