Yes, yes, I can hear you: "Those are traditional outfits for this festival that happens every year, WHAT AN IGNORANT OP." Yes. But also: Fuzzy yeti children.

Alternatively: "Don't worry, we're from the internet."

Indicted on three accounts of being "Just Too Precious For Words."

What is the color queen waiting in line for? I hope it's not more brightly colored baubles...she'll crumple under the weight.