The Best in Bad Style

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The Best in Bad Style
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Christine 'The Dutchess' Walton from Las Vegas, USA, currently holds the record in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest fingernails. The nails measure 10ft 2in (309.8cm) on her left hand and 9ft 7in (292.1cm) on her right hand.

I'm Going to Buy Those Nails and Use Them to Build a Roller Coaster for Tiny People

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I'm Going to Buy Those Nails and Use Them to Build a Roller Coaster for Tiny People
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It'll be like Roller Coaster Tycoon, except in real life. The scale would be about the same, though.

Lady Glitterstrike

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Lady Glitterstrike
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But unless the nails are also made of adamantium, I'd hate to see those hands try to wipe after using the bathroom.