No. I'm Not Going to Take That Money. Use Your Hands.

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Gangu-don't

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Regular and Barbecue

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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

The Color Contrast Here is Amazing

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By eeezy tease
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They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

Why Modelling Is Not Like Real Life

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Every time I put up a picture of a bodybuilder with a really gross fake tan, at least a couple people always say "But they have to have that tan for the show. It's the only way the lights will shine on them properly." Well, here's a picture of some pre-show models applying said tan before an amateur bodybuilding tournament in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Even in context, though, it doesn't make me feel any less weird about it.

Jersey Idiots

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