Oh man, I can't wait to hide snacks and treats in that extra leg. That should be usefu - WAIT A MINUTE.

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS OR TAP ON THE GLASS. THANK YOU. The council for Weird Asian Stuff thanks you for your courtesy.

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

No no, I swear mom, it's just the Olympics! No really!

What's the matter bro? Are you craving my... McNuggies?

More importantly: Why is that Lil' Rascal staring pensively at the waves?

This is Baggy Pants 101 dude, no excuses.