Well, that wasn't the best start to my weekend...

The rest of the outfit is just fantastic, however!

It's okay dog. Someday we'll go back, back to the old country where you are not mocked for your choice of suspended pants. But not today.

Or is it a shower cap?

The woman standing behind the base of the escalator with her hands on her hips is obviously thinking "I need to get me one of those."

I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.