No, sorry, pants aren't available for now, can I take a message?

Nothing is quite so elegant, so clean, so noble as a fashion pug.

Further commentary on this shirt has been withheld for fear of getting scooped up by a Spinning Pile Driver.

Have you ever attempted to make a design that was so patriotic that it just came off as satirical instead? Happens to me every time.

I mean, assuming they're not immediately won over by the pooch, of course.

Goggies do not like makeup.